Film

Hardbodies

1984 · 1h 28m · Comedy

If you don't know what they are, you don't know what you're missing.

IMDb

4.9

Metacritic

1

Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit.

Grant Cramer

Scotty

Teal Roberts

Kristi

Gary Wood

Hunter

Michael Rapport

Rounder

Sorrells Pickard

Ashby

Roberta Collins

Lana

Cindy Silver

Kimberly

Courtney Gains

Rag

Kristi Somers

Michelle

Crystal Shaw

Candy

Darcy DeMoss

Dede

Antony Ponzini

Rocco

Marvin Katzoff

Dorky Geek

Kip Waldo

Head Geek

Michael Miller

Landlord

Chuck Hart

Young Geek

• Mark GriffithsDirector · Screenplay
• Steve GreeneScreenplay · Story
• Eric AlterStory · Screenplay
• Jeff BegunProducer
• Ken DaltonProducer
• Tom RichmondDirector of Photography
• Andy BlumenthalEditor
• Geno HavensCasting

Hardbodies 1984 TV trailer #2

Release date

May 4, 1984

Status

Released

Original language

English

Runtime

1h 28m

Rated

R

Budget

$1,995,000

Revenue

$7,100,000

Genres

Comedy

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