Season 19

1. Pop the Astronaut

1969-09-23

2. The Happening That Happened in Taxes

1969-09-30

3. You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man – But You Can Try

1969-10-07

4. The Traveling Saleslady and the Farmer’s Son

1969-10-14

5. Willie Lump Lump’s Birthday

1969-10-21

6. John Wayne’s 40th Anniversary or Hominy and True Grits

1969-10-28

7. The Emergency Case or See Your Doctor Once a Year Even If It Kills You

1969-11-04

8. Alaska or an Icicle Built for Two

1969-11-11

9. Singing Waiters, Hillbilly Songwriters

1969-11-18

10. There’s One Thing Money Won’t Buy and Someday We’ll Find Out What It Is

1969-11-25

11. It’s Better to Have Loved and Lost – Much Better

1969-12-02

12. He Wanted to Be a Square Shooter But He Found That his Barrel was Round

1969-12-09

13. The Son of Oliver Twist or Junior Is Just a Little Dickens

1969-12-16

14. Episode 14

1969-12-23

Barbara Bain plays a journalist who is hired by a newspaper to locate and expose the infamous San Fernando Red, operating at a nearby carnival. In "The Silent Spot," Red "helps" his wife prepare for a New Year's eve party and causes nothing but trouble.

15. Crime Doesn’t Pay But It’s Tax Free

1969-12-30

16. You Can Take the Boy Out of the Country If You Promise Not to Bring Him Back

1970-01-06

17. If Marriages Are Made in Heaven, Why Do They Call It Heaven?

1970-01-13

18. There’s No Business Like Show Business, But When There’s No Business, Show Business Goes Out of Business Just Like Any Other Business

1970-01-20

19. Charity Begins at Home, But Nowadays, Who Can Afford a Home?

1970-01-27

20. Is This Anyway to Ruin an Airline?

1970-02-03

21. When East Meets West, You’ve Sure Got a Skinny Country

1970-02-10

22. People Who Like People Are Cannibals

1970-02-17

23. The Three Musketeers Ride Again, Those Ding-Dong Daddies from Dumas

1970-02-24

24. Bill Bailey Must Have Been Married, That’s Why He Never Came Home

1970-03-03

25. Blood Is Thicker Than Water and Harder to Shave With

1970-03-10

26. He Died with His Boots on Cause He Had Cold Feet to Start or He Died with His Boots Off, That’s Why He Stubbed His Toe

1970-03-17

27. San Fernando’s Spy School or How to Make a Possible Mission Impossible

1970-03-24

28. Be It Ever So Crumbled, There Is No Place Like Home

1970-03-31

29. Stone Walls Do Not a Prison Make: So They Added Iron Bars

1970-04-07