Season 2

1. Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail

2019-09-09 · 6m

Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.

2. Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad

2019-09-09 · 3m

John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.

3. Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal

2019-10-14 · 5m

Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.

4. You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad

2019-10-21 · 5m

Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).

5. Climbing Gym Opens on Disappointing Riverwalk

2019-10-28 · 6m

Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.

6. Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles

2019-11-04 · 4m

Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.

7. On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer

2019-11-11 · 7m

Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.

8. Man Turns Home into Home Depot

2019-11-18 · 4m

Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.

9. "Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation

2019-11-25 · 5m

Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.

10. Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist

2019-12-02 · 5m

Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.

11. Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona

2019-12-09 · 5m

Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.

12. Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record

2019-12-16 · 5m

Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.

13. We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer

2019-12-23 · 5m

Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.

14. One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars

2019-12-30 · 4m

Brennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.

15. True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien

2020-01-06 · 9m

Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.

16. Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz

2020-01-06 · 5m

Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.

17. Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys

2020-01-13 · 5m

Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.

18. Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria

2020-01-20 · 5m

Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.

19. Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds

2020-01-27 · 8m

Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.

20. Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?

2020-02-03 · 4m

A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.

21. Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off

2020-02-10 · 6m

Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.

22. Moose Running Loose through the Mall of America

2020-02-17 · 5m

Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.

23. Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People

2020-02-24 · 4m

Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.