Season 1

1. Snackies for the Lackies

1995-01-01

Hoyt and Andy are sick & tired of the lousy treatment they receive at ASN.

2. Saving Knockers

In order to save their favorite bar, Knockers, from closing, Hoyt and Andy brainstorm a surefire plan to raise money.

3. Lacey's Lingerie

Andy needs to prove his claim that Lacey's got the hots for him by providing hard evidence: Her bra.

4. Fair Weather Friends

Hoyt deserts ASN for a network job and leaves a heart-broken Andy to find a new co-host.

5. The Big Game

It's time for the annual softball game and this year it's ASN against Too Hip TV.

6. Tried and Truant

With Joey's parents out of the country, Hillary tries to have Joey institutionalized as a ward of the state.

7. Superbowl Spectacular

Thanks to Joey, Hoyt and Andy are assigned to cover the Superbowl for ASN.

8. One Strike and You're Out

The baseball strike is bad enough, but when players from every other sport walk out in sympathy, ASN becomes frantic.

9. Say it Ain't So

10. Winter Olympics

ASN is sent to Vichyssoise, France to cover the Winter Olympics.

11. Hoyt and Andy's Funtime

After yet another failed money-making scheme, Hoyt and Andy start their own sportscamp and lure kids with promise of famous sports stars.

12. Golf Story

13. Something Big

The holiday season has Andy feeling blue so he vows to stay away from Hoyt and do something big with his life.