Season 5

1. Max Gillies, Bob Hawke

1983-07-07

2. George Best, Val Lehman

1983-07-14

3. Bettina Arndt, Graeme Blundell, Dita Cobb, Grant Dodwell, Gordon Elliott, Kate Fitzpatrick

1983-07-21

4. Linda McCartney

1983-07-28

5. Neville Wran, Jill Wran, Derryn Hinch

1983-08-04

6. Jack Absalom, Tess Alfonzi, Pro Hart, Shorty O'Neill

1983-08-11

7. Koo Stark, Paul Williams

1983-08-18

8. Rowan Atkinson, Francis James, Mike Carlton

1983-08-25

9. Bill Hunter, John Newcombe, Cliff Young

1983-09-01

10. Germaine Greer, Clive James, Cleo Laine

1983-09-08

11. John Dankworth, Robert Helpmann, Cleo Laine

1983-09-15

12. Holly Brown, Sonia McMahon, Normie Rowe, Keith Williams

1983-09-22

13. Rod Ansell, Eric Wilmot

1983-09-29

14. Lorraine Bayly, Lorrae Desmond, Rowena Wallace

1983-10-06

15. Her Royal Highness Princess Anne and Captain Mark Phillips

1983-10-13

16. Jack Newton, Jackie Newton, Ben Lexcen, Richard Stilgoe

1983-10-20

17. Jack Stilgoe, Richard Stilgoe

1983-10-27

18. Slim Dusty

1983-11-03

19. Rod Ansell, Michael Caine

1983-11-10

20. Lorraine Bayly, Lorrae Desmond, Kate Fitzpatrick, Geraldine Turner, Rowena Wallace

1983-11-17

21. Australian commercials

1983-11-24